Muscle Guy

Let My Muscles Relax Yours!

Based in Houston

Mobile services

Starting at $100

Deep Tissue, Sports & 2 other techniques

10 testimonials


Our greatest treasure is our health, and we should be spending actually MORE money on ourselves towards preventative health. Call or text me, one of the best bodyworkers in Texas, and start getting healthier!

I do bodywork because I believe in the therapeutic benefits of the work to break up toxins in your body and to allow healing to take place. I have healing hands and want to share the... art of healing with you.

I arrive at your home or hotel room with my portable professional massage table, fresh linens and towels, and a wealth of experience and knowledge.

The comments I usually get are:
"That was the BEST massage I have ever had!" and
"Man, you REALLY know what you are doing!"

I specialize in deep tissue bodywork but I am experienced in all other techniques and I am open to your suggestions.

I use not only my hands, but elbows and forearms and the full weight and strength of my body in certain areas. You have not lived until you have experienced my work on your hands and feet and your scalp and face!

I also utilize stretching exercises.

Many clients consider me a healer.

I promise to be sensitive to you and your needs and to put you into a state of total relaxation and euphoria.

Your body will drink in my exclusively formulated unscented massage oil---a blend of organic jojoba gold oil, 54,000 IU vitamin E oil, and pure mineral oil.
This is better oil than is used at the best spas in the world because I believe that my clients deserve the very best.

See you soon!

I am based out of Houston but I travel to Austin and Galveston and to surrounding cities if necessary to meet the needs of my clients.


Based in Houston, TX 77018 Mobile services within 25 miles

Mobile 60 min. $100
  90 min. $140

  • Cash accepted
  • Discounts available for dancers, entertainment industry, massage therapists, bodybuilders
About him

I am a mature bodybuilder (over 50) and I am hot, solid, lean, and very defined.
I almost always have one of the best bodies in any gym.

My stats are 32w 46c 18a 195 lbs 6’3” and I have a smooth body. I have short hair and a close-cropped beard, mustache, and goatee.

I would love the opportunity to make you feel fantastic using my skills and training as an intuitive and healing body worker.

Additional info

Techniques: Acupressure, Deep Tissue, Reflexology, Sports


Feb. 06, 2017

By Guy in Houston, TX

Ted was professional and warm. His massage was soothing and relaxing.I wastotallycalm and comfortable. His caring hands worked my body with great care.. Thank u Ted for a wonderful massage. I would deffinately re book

No. of appts.: 1

Most recent appt.: Feb. 05, 2017, in Houston, TX (outcall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Lotion used; Medium pressure

Technical expertise: 5 / 5

Comfort level: 5 / 5

Ambiance: 5 / 5