ATTENTION SOLDIER: YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO BARRACKS FOR MASSAGE THERAPY WITH CADET JAY CONRAD. THIS ONE-ON-ONE SESSION IS BEING ORDERED AS PART OF YOUR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT STRATEGY AND IS EXPECTED TO BOOST MORALE, CAMARADERIE, AND PRODUCTIVITY.
The following is a message from your masseur & fellow soldier, Jay Conrad:
"I'm ready to work on your body, so kindly remove your clothes and get on my table.
Before lying down you are welcome to first sit on the edge of the table facing me so that you can get a sense of me for a few moments before we start your massage.
Once you are comfortable on my table I will treat your body with firm, relaxing, and sensual pressure from head to toe.
I will work your muscles for a full hour giving you my best technique. My goal is to relieve your stress, soothe your muscles, and help you release your tension.
You will be a better soldier after spending an hour in my hands.
I have a quiet, clean, and private space for your rejuvinating experience. Music, candles, clean linens, and free parking are provided. My shower is available to you before and after your massage. I am located near the Intracoastal in Pompano Beach, but I service all of Broward, Dade, and Palm Beach counties.
Please consider sending me either a face pic or a brief description of yourself with your initial contact. I will feel more comfortable answering your questions if I have an idea of who I'm talking to.
I look forward to meeting you and serving you with my body and mind.
Educated, courteous, and reliable.
I have a smooth, deep voice and I pride myself on clear communication.