JoeSarge: 732-670-5172 !!

JOE SARGE: **TOUCH: The ESSENTIAL HUMAN CONNECTION !!"....

(732) 670-5172 - mobile

Online at http://masseurfinder.com/joesarge



The experience

Hey Guys!...
...**BACK In *NJ* / (NYC) **NOW thru ** MAY 25th '16.!!! **
...(FEEL FREE to TEXT : 732-670-5172 ) .....

***Tight-muscle!!, 5'8...196lbs!!... HOME in Jersey; BUILT-DAD HERE TO PROVIDE DISCREET, STRESS-RELEASING MALE MASSAGE to make you feel completely RELAXED, STRESS-FREE, and CHERISHED!!
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"..Human contact not only feels good, its an important part of the human experience..."~ (Masseurfinder)!!...
...A GREAT massage is: "...not only technically-minded muscle-mechanics, but a provider of essential human connection."~(Masseurfinder)!!....

...My name is JoeSarge...By nature, I'm an OVERLY CEREBRAL, way too introspective guy!..I'm EXPRESSIVE, AFFECTIONATE, & PASSIONATE in everything I embrace!...yet, I am often a loner by choice, & at times even a recluse!!--go figure!!.
..I'm a guy who looks you straight in the eye!!......When I am with you, there is ONLY you!!...
..I am here to offer MEN & (M/M..M/F) C'ples DEEP-TISSUE massage sessions, to LIGHT-TOUCH, EMOTIONALLY CENTERED sessions! ....
...Gifted with strong, manipulating hands to SOOTHE, then INVIGORATE, all of my concentration will be focused just on YOU!!... My immaculate, softly lit STUDIO is in ELIZABETH, NJ, is just 7 MINUTES From NEWARK AIRPORT!!...** I am available 12 NOON to MIDNIGHT 7-DAYS a week!... ...732 670 5172

***BEEFY and strong, and equipped with EMPATHETIC HANDS to provide HEALING and an EMOTIONALLY GRATIFYING-PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCES!...

....(**Out of appreciation, KNOCK $40.OFF FULL-RATE for **STUDENTS, **UNIFORMED**-LAW ENFORCEMENT, & **BODYBUILDERS!***)....

..... When we meet, it'll be OBVIOUS that I'm happy you chose to be here, & you'll see I'm READY & MOTIVATED to get started on your intense-full-body massage!!
.....So, DON'T be SHY!....Come on over, we'll build a rapport and get you relaxed!!
... *** GYM-BUILT-MODEL, VIDEO-HUNK, my beefy body is daily worked and strengthened to ENGULF YOU in a TOTALLY STRESS-RELEASING MASSAGE!...

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...... You like the FEEL of SOLID, SLICK MUSCLE MASSAGING, RELAXING, & APPRECIATING the PAIN in YOUR OVER-WORKED, OVER-STRESSED BODY??
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** 5'8....196 lbs. of SMOOTH, MATURE, STOCKY-MUSCLE!..**CALL ME for INTENSE, SLOW, DEEP-TISSUE RUB, or a SOOTHING LITE-SESSION !!!...

...*FRIENDLY, *ATTENTIVE, *SMART, *CEREBAL, *FUNNY, *EMPATHETIC, & *SENSUAL !..(Phew!!)...and.. **HUMBLE! :) :)........***
****I "NEVER" TAKE for GRANTED that YOU are CHOOSING to SHARE your valuable time with ME!!...(It is MY PRIVELIGE to be with YOU, and I don't EVER forget that!!!) .... Again, when at HOME, I am Located near NEWARK AIRPORT, 30 Min out of TIMES Sq...!!"
****
..GENUINE SMILE!!..INTUITIVE HANDS!!.. I can be GRUFF or GENTLE!
So...
***Plan for RELAXING STRESS-RELEASE..!...

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About him


Technical details
Modalities:
Acupressure, Deep Tissue, Sports
Setup:
Ask me for details
Products used:
Massage oil
Products used:
Massage oil

Training & experience
Experience:
year


Rates
Incalls 60 min. $140.00
90 min. $180.00
Outcalls 60 min. $180.00
90 min. $220.00


DISCOUNTS
  • Discounts available for law enforcement, active military, bodybuilders, massage therapists, students


Hours & location
Incalls

Near Route 1&9 & East Jersey St.

Elizabeth, NJ 07202

Inquire for exact address

M: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

Tu: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

W: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

Th: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

F:11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

Sa: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.

Su: 11:30 a.m. - 11:30 p.m.


Outcalls

None miles from zip code 07202 (Elizabeth, NJ)

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Reviews

Date: May 31, 2015   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

This is my second session with Joe and it keeps on getting better. He was able to take me on short notice and the whole appointment set-up was simple and friendly. Joe has a great attitude and just the sweetest and down to earth guy next door. He made me very comfortable and at ease the minute I enter his studio. He is very generous with sharing his body and massaging techniques, you will feel refreshed and energized after the session. He's not a clock watcher and do not rush you out once time is up. We chatted at the end of our session about various subjects; Joe is very intelligent and well rounded man. I look forward to connecting with Joe again very soon and I highly recommend him to others even though I want to keep him all to myself!

Number of appointments: 2

Most recent appt.: May 23, 2015, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Lotion used; Medium pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Aug. 01, 2013   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

Joe brightened my day - as he has numerous times before, and satisfied ( Wow! ) every fantasy that I conjured up. Then, we remained close for a while and talked. He has a beautiful mind - as well as a body to die for, and to see him once - is never enough!

Number of appointments: 4

Most recent appt.: July 29, 2013, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Medium to deep pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Jan. 12, 2013   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

JoeSarge was very welcoming. I thoroughly enjoyed my session. I plan on making another appointment in the near future. I highly recommend that anyone looking to having an enjoyable experience to try JoeSarge.

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: Jan. 11, 2013, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 60 minutes/75 minutes

Technical details: Deep pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Dec. 01, 2012   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

From the first time I engaged Joe back in January of this year, I realized that I had chanced upon a man with exceptional talents - from his rolling, darkly colored phone voice to the hot warmth of his person. Nothing disappointed!This Adonis of a man embraced me firmly, and ushered me into a world of fantasy and pleasure beyond a dream. I remember his sitting me down at the foot of the bed and drawing my head firmly toward the massive swelling in his trousers. With hands shaking, I opened his belt, eased pants down; and saw - straining to free itself from its lycra prison, the most
awesome male member I could ever have imagined. Passion and ecstacy blurred my memory of the next hour. When I next realized how time had passed, we were quietly close and continued that way, talking - into the late afternoon. What an experience! I left thoroughly refreshed, reborn, and have revisited that day and this beautiful man almost every week this year, Thanks, Joe.

Number of appointments: 6

Most recent appt.: Nov. 27, 2012, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 60 minutes/120 minutes

Technical details: Lotion used; Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Jan. 24, 2012   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

Stop reading the reviews and call Joe. He is the greatest. He makes you feel so comfortable talking to him on the phone and in person. He greeted me with a warm smile and a clean location. He gave me a great hug that I just melted into his arms. Tell him what hurts and he will rub it out and make you feel amazing. I have seen Joe several times and when you see him, it won't be your last

Number of appointments: 5

Most recent appt.: Dec. 27, 2011, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 60 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Oct. 28, 2011   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

You will not be disappointed! Sarge it was amazing! I just want to say that whatever he stated on his ad is what you will expect. Very friendly, knowledgeable, and it did last that long because we chatted afterwards. I'll def call again

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: Oct. 21, 2011, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/150 minutes

Technical details: Lotion used; Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 4.5 out of 5


Date: June 28, 2011   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

Fantastic experience from beginning to end. Warmly greeted, and warmly treated to a session which included everything I expected and more. If I lived closer I would see him on a weekly basis.

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: June 28, 2011, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Lotion used; Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: June 20, 2011   Overall rating: 4.5 out of 5

Joe is the best masseur I've had .He makes you relaxed, treats you with respect, and constantly involve you in the massage, including special needs.He is a very intelligent person of high calibre.His looks and body, which he uses in the massage take you to a high level. I reccomend him very much!!

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: June 10, 2011, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/105 minutes

Technical details: Cream used; Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Dec. 12, 2010   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

I highly reccomend Joe. We chatted on the phone prior to my visit which made me feel very comfortable. He has a great voice. :) He was respectful of my time when setting the appoitment.

Joe has a beautiful body. Strong hands, arms, shoulders and great chest. He made feel comfortable the minute I walked in the door. His place was clean and comfortable.

Joe knew exactly what to do to make all my stress and tension disappear. He had all the right touches and preasure. He felt amazing! Not only did he provide a wonderful massage, he is a real sweet guy and you never felt rushed.

Treat yourself to a session with Joe--you will not be disappointed. I look forward to seeing Joe again soon.

Number of appointments: 2

Most recent appt.: Dec. 09, 2010, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Oil used; Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: April 20, 2010   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

I had been to other people before and had a massage from them. I have to honestly say that Joe (Sarge) is probably the BEST I have gone two. I am 42 and have had many massage before. I had come across Joe on the website and looked at him many time before I made my decision. Joe traveled out of his way to get to me, we live far apart. I highly recommend Joe for your experience. He is dependable, trustworthy and GOOD. He really cares about the clients needs. Joe is 100% worth the money and your time. I will be back and if there is anyone considering give Joe a try you will not be disappointed.

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: April 17, 2010, in (outcall)

Time booked/actual duration: 130 minutes/130 minutes

Technical details: Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: Feb. 20, 2009   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

He's such a great guy! He's so strong, yet sensitive to your needs. He makes you feel special. Plus, he uses every weapon in his arsenal to it's fullest capacity!!! His apartment is relaxing and clean. It will definitely NOT the last appointment i will be having with him.

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: Feb. 19, 2009, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/130 minutes

Technical details: Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: June 05, 2008   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

I have had a few massages but this was my first time with Joe Sarge. Scheduling the appointment was easy. He is located in a nice neighborhood and his place is clean and comfortable. Joe is a great guy, muscular and good looking. After I arrived we talked for a little while and then got down to the massage. His strong hands hit all the right spots. I was sorry the massage had to end. After the massage we talked again for more than a few minutes which was nice because I didn't feel rushed. I would highly recommend Joe.

Number of appointments: 1

Most recent appt.: May 23, 2008, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/120 minutes

Technical details: Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5


Date: March 19, 2008   Overall rating: 5.0 out of 5

I am a 36 y.o. male who had my first massage at the end of 2007 with Joe. Joe made me feel at ease from my first phone call, to arriving at his apartment. Joe is so kind and professional. His apartment is clean and in a safe neighborhood, and privacy was assured.

At the begining of the massage to the end Joe was a complete professional,thoughtfull, and extremly carring about my comfort level.

I have been back for several massages sience.

I would recomend his services to anyone.

Bill

Number of appointments: 3

Most recent appt.: March 07, 2008, in (incall)

Time booked/actual duration: 90 minutes/90 minutes

Technical details: Wide range pressure


Technical expertise: 5.0 out of 5   Comfort level: 5.0 out of 5   Ambiance: 5.0 out of 5