OTE: PLEASE shower prior to your session. If you need to, you're more than welcome to take a shower at my home or hotel room before we begin.
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ABOUT ME:
I don't give your atypical "massage." What I provide is a more erotic service some in the industry have dubbed "Nude Erotic Bodywork." That's my specialty. (Make your own assumptions).
Lately, I've been told my profile has been hard to navigate, so I've decided to make it more user friendly. Below you will find the answers to questions I am asked most often.
I implore you to ask additional questions if you feel these F.A.Q.'s (Frequently Asked Questions) don't provide you with adequate information.
F.A.Q.'s:
Q. That's you in the pictures, right?
A. Of course. My photos are updated on a steady basis. It's easier for potential clientele to hire a person based on how they appear at that moment, not how they looked, let's say, 5 years ago.
Q. When are you available for a session?
A. I usually answer my phone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year (unless someone is on my table or I miss the phone call). I'm known for ALWAYS returning phone calls promptly.
Q. How do I find out if you're in my city RIGHT NOW?
A. When you go to my homepage, you'll notice a sidebar that says "At A Glance." Check out "Based In." That's my HOME BASE. Now look at the 7 tabs. The sixth one is "Location." Check out the "Travel Schedule." If there's a location with dates listed, that's when I'll be in that particular city. If it's blank, then I am ALWAYS at my home location. You can also see my travel schedule at the top of this profile.
Q. What kind of services do you offer?
A. I offer a total of eight (8) different services, varying from regular services to those w/additional fees.
Q. Tell me about your regular services?
A. I offer several. They include:
1) The 'Handy Andy" which is basic bodywork (non-sexual), but mutual touch is allowed.
2) The "After Sunset" (usually at night, w/candles).
3) The "Interactive Experience" (height & weight proportional guys enjoy this part of the session). It allows me to get on the table with you to enjoy my one-of-a-kind touch, designed to further stimulate your "nether" regions.
4) A complimentary shower. I'll also hop in w/you & scrub your back, too!
Q. What about those "additional fees?"
A. These stretch beyond the realm of basic bodywork:
6) The "Holy Sh!t" (for the guy that not scared to be lifted and stretched Andy Style... ask for details).
7) The "S.L.A.M." (Self Loving Anal Makeover) (kind of self explanatory).
8) The "Sugar ScRub-down" (the exfoliating & rejuvenating combination of essential oils & organic brown sugar decimates those dead skin cells. Sure to make your body tingle).
Q. How long do your sessions last?
A. I start at 60 minutes, and can go to 1½ hours (HIGHLY recommended) or 2 hours. The longest session (so far) for one person has been 2.5 hours.
Q. Where do you work? Can I come to you or vice versa?
A. I provide in & out calls. In calls are either at my home OR my hotel (when I travel). Right now, I only offer outcalls in the state of Florida (where I have access to my car) & Midtown NYC.
Q. What do you charge?
A. The prices are listed (w/location) in 1 hr, 90 min & 2 hour increments:
$90/135/180 - my home (IN)
$110/160/210 - my hotel (IN) OR your home in Ft. Laud. (OUT)
$140/210/255 - Miami, Palm Beach County, Orlando, Tampa & Midtown NYC (OUT)
Q. There are two of us. Do you work on couples, too?
A. ABSOLUTELY. I only offer discounts for couples. I've not done an in call at my home for couples yet, but this applies to my hotel room & all outcalls. Instead of $110 (IN)/$130/(OUT), it's $210/$250 per couple. And so on...
Q. How can I reach you?
A. Dial (954) 651-4867 (24/7). My phone is ALWAYS on. If I don't answer, I'm probably in a session. Please leave a message. I do NOT answer blocked calls. If you email me & can't send your number, it's probably not going to work, because I only book and confirm appoints by phone. And if you initially text me, include your name, the location for the session (city, etc.) & the website where you viewed the ad.
I'm going to be the big 40 in June, but am still told I could pass for my late 20s.
I'm a multicultural person (my father is black & French, my mother, a bi-racial American).
I have a mohawk. I also have a hairy chest.
I look like my photos and I update periodically & often.
People always want to know why I chose this as a career.
Well, simply put, I enjoy using my hands. Rather than not use them at all, I've decided to put them to work for me for others to enjoy. What's that old adage? "If you've got it, flaunt it!"
As far as my personal life? I NEVER, EVER drink alcohol, smoke anything, use or abuse any substances (illegal or otherwise), nor do I partake in the practice of unsafe sex. It's my lifestyle choice. We all make them.
That said, I hope you've enjoyed what you've read and look forward to a one on one experience in the near future.
From the moment i stept in his home he made me feel confertible, Andy is a very sweet but manly guy. Very good looking and a great body. Was constantly checking how i was feeling and if the pressure of his touch was good for me. He has one more special gift but you have to find out yourself, I loved it, thank you Andy.
Ray
Date: April 1, 2009 Overall rating:
I highly recommend Randy. This was my first visit with him, so I was a bit tense. He made me feel very confortable. The massage was exceptional. He combines deep tissue massage and stretching. I have never experienced anything like it before.He is handsome, friendly, and caring. I left his place relaxed and with a smile on my face. I can't wait to see him again. Thank you, Randy. You are the best!
Date: March 22, 2009 Overall rating:
Andy responded quickly to my message and scheduled me at a convenient time for both of us. He is very strong and I can best describe the massage as deep. His extra skills and stretching by lifting and hanging were great and amazing. The experience was indescribable and the shower together at the end was a nice touch.
