Andrew Boyer, LMT

Kick Ass Therapeutic Massage Therapy

I

am trained in deep tissue/therapeutic massage and specialize in helping people who abuse their bodies.

I have worked with dancers, athletes, gym rats, and stressed out business men. I have experience in spas, gyms, and with college sports teams.

I believe in tailoring each session to what you need and to serve you, and in educating you on how to prolong the benefits of the body work.

In a cozy, comfortable space in Uptown a heated table, hot towel cabby, and hydroculator system will melt away your aches and leave you feeling rejuvenated and relaxed. A shower is also available to clients after the session. Loreena McKennitt, Sarah McLachlan, Dead Can Dance and Philip Glass are regular musicians who help create the soothing audio experience of the massage.

Don't let the relaxed atmosphere fool you. With training in Western and some Eastern modalities, you can also receive intense therapeutic work that will leave you with a higher range of motion, and with prolonged sessions, teach the body new movement patterns and how to diffuse stress before it attacks the muscles.

You'll find a relaxed, professional environment where you should expect to fill out the appropriate paperwork and discuss a plan for the massage prior to being left alone in the space to undress to your comfort level and get on the table. Please feel comfortable discussing problems with your body and stresses in your life that may be causing you physical discomfort.

You are welcome to call, text, or email for appointment information. I am admittedly bad at returning phone calls, but something I am actively trying to be better about. For a faster response please text or email. Thanks!

Call Andy now at (773) 809-4312! Or use the tabs above to read reviews, see photos, email him & more.


Massage Services

Incalls appointments
60 minutes$80
90 minutes$120
120 minutes$160
Outcalls appointments
60 minutes$120
90 minutes$180
120 minutes$240

Additional Services

Body scrubs & mud treatments

Payment

• Masseur accepts cash, check & credit cards.

• Ask about discounts for prepaid bodywork packages.

• Amounts listed are base rates only. Actual rates vary based on distance travelled, services provided, etc.

• Gift certificates available.

• Discounts available for SAG/Equity members, entertainment industry & others. Ask for details

About him

I have always found the body intriguing and enjoy helping people feel better.

Having spent my life running track, dancing, and now rowing crew, I've learned the benefits of good body work, and what it feels like to neglect it.

I have spent the last six years studying and developing my technique, and understand that massage is always an ongoing learning experience. I always strive to become better at my work.

Technical Details

Setup:
Table
Product:
Massage lotion
Pressure:
Wide range

Training & Experience

Experience:
6 years
Licensing:
Illinois #227006549
Education:
Oct. 2007
Beginning Thai Massage
Thai Bodywork School of Thai Massage, Evanston, IL

Jun. 2003 - Dec. 2003
Professional Massage Therapy Program
Headhunter's Spa Tech, Portland, ME

Incalls

Hours:
8am-10pm
Location:
Near Lawrence & Broadway
Chicago, IL 60640
Inquire for exact address

Outcalls

Hours:
8am-10pm
Service area:
10 miles from ZIP code 60640 (Chicago, IL)

Date: January 28, 2010  Overall rating:

I get massages all over the US and the massage with Andy was outstanding. He is a true massage therapist who loves his work. I felt great after leaving his studio. Will definitely be back when I'm in Chicago!

Date: January 8, 2010  Overall rating:

Thanks for the GREAT massage, Andy! Clearly you are clinically trained and professionally practiced ... I left with feelings of relaxation, energy, and therapeutic relief ... I've had many massages over the years - your technique is one of the best! Your down-to-earth personality and welcoming attitude made the experience all the better!

Date: December 9, 2009  Overall rating:

Andy is fantastic at massage. I am a dancer and he knew excaltly what my body needed.
I am had the sea salt scrub and mud treatment with the massage following. I was in pure heaven. My body never felt so good.
Thank you Andy

Date: November 16, 2009  Overall rating:

Received two amazing massages from Andy while on business in Chicago the past month. He is extremely skilled - a trained, legit masseur who is also not clinical. His technique is strong and deep and thorough and though out, but also feels incredibly relaxing. A very nice guy too. 100% recommendation from someone who is a massage addict!

Date: October 24, 2009  Overall rating:

I went this past Sunday to see Andy. Setting up the appointment was very easy and finding his place was not hard at all either. He asked me to complete a few forms and completed a mini interview of the issues I was having. I wanted my neck, shoulder and legs worked on and he did an incredible job. I would definitely go back. Well worth the price. Very strong hands

Date: October 16, 2009  Overall rating:

Without exaggeration among the very best massages I've had in 25 years of getting them. Having arrived in Chicago mangled from having been on the road for the past four weeks, I gave myself over to a salt scrub, mud wrap and long massage and could have felt self-conscious getting any of them from a stranger and any one of them could have been disappointing or disastrous. But Andy knows what he's doing and is a rare blend of strong and empathetic and gave of himself unstintingly, in an atmosphere that was quiet, purposeful and grounding. (It helps, too, that he has ... (Read full review

Date: August 4, 2009  Overall rating:

I enjoyed Andrew's stroking. Let's say it's not the midwestern variety. More vigorous, industrious eastern stroking. Loved it. Thought I would try Andrew and move on but now I can't. Too enjoyable. Ninety minutes. I wanted to say at the end: "Now that you've warmed up for ninety minutes, let's start over." The first thing I noticed was the work on the scalenes, those pesky side-of-the-neck muscles which get tight. Then the work on the arm flexors and extensors. Then I noticed the excellent inner leg adductor massage. And the sacrum work. And the glute work... (Read full review

Date: April 29, 2009  Overall rating:

What an awesome massage! Andy by far has given the best massage I have ever had. He was very in tune to my trigger points and worked out a lot of muscle stress and tension. He was able to come to where I was staying and it was well worth it. I highly recommend Andy! If I lived in Chicago I would definitely have a regular massage with him.

Date: February 15, 2009  Overall rating:

Andy puts you at ease immediately and his technique was amazing. His touch was not too hard and not too soft. It was so totally relaxing I felt like I was floating. Great tension and stress reliever. Andy also went above and beyond in working with me to schedule an appointment during my brief visit to Chicago. His rate is most reasonable. Go see this guy. You'll like it.

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At a Glance

Name: Andy
Based in: Chicago, IL
Massage type: Therapeutic
Phone: (773) 809-4312
Services: Incalls & outcalls
Rates: Starting at $80
Experience: 6 years

Techniques: Deep Tissue, Swedish, Sports Massage, Myofascial Release & 2 more


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